December 2009
42 posts
Came home from the nice Christmas getaway period and came home to a boiler/heater not working. It’s so cold in this flat. I am wearing my new, sweet Harrington coat and I am still freezing. I can see my own breath. Not cool.
So, I’ve put on Peep Show.
A sequel, The Marine 2, has been filmed, starring WWE superstar Ted DiBiase Jr in the lead role. Unlike the original, it will be released direct-to-DVD; the current release date is December 29, 2009. Also unlike the original it will be rated R instead of PG-13. A small teaser trailer was released in June 2009, featuring new footage showcasing DiBiase. WWE superstar Randy Orton, who was a former...
Without cheating, can you name five U2 songs?
No.
Would you ever go on a reality television show?
Yes.
Do you have any Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath or Heaven And Hell albums?
No.
I want to order a CD from the library, but I don’t know the band’s name. How would you go about finding it?
Yes.
I know that doesn’t make sense, but I was going for a pattern. The real answer is...
I am going to call this ‘Bombardment’. I had several emails with formspring questions in, which is insane and pretty cool. I haven’t even read them all yet, so I hope there are some interesting ones amongst this bunch and it doesn’t play out to be a MySpace quiz… Because no one reads your answers.
Are you excited for Christmas?
Great start. I am as much as the next...
Gigs. My passion, and my past time. This entry is just a mental unclogging and spit of rage rolled into one. Just rolling the snowball up… To kick it over. My money issue (Which I do mention, but never rant about…) has seen me miss Ruiner and Trash Talk a few weeks back, which really gutted me, and means I’ll now also be missing Dead Swans and The Carrier at the start of next...
Upon waking, I not only wake to snow outside, but to morning hair like Coolio.
Snow checklist:
Build a snowman. Check.
Build a wall infront of the flat block’s door so no one can go in or out without being pissed off and jumping over the wall. Check.
Fall over on the ice. Check.
My cat has chewed through the Christmas tree lights wire!
:(!
Dear Mr Kipling,
I was just wondering as to why your mince pies, without fail, collapse in the middle, reducing me to sticky finger food? Might I also point out that because of this ‘collapse’, the yummy goodness inside is incredibly hot; it burns my fingers to which I throw it in my mouth, this of course makes the burning worse because it then begins to burn my mouth, so I must...
How many tattoo’s do you have, and have you ever designed one for someone apart for yourself?
This is a pretty cool question. I have two tattoo’s, the first being my twin brothers name in some nice script, despite having been done really badly, on my right outer-wrist. It’s sort of generic and personal, but I wanted a sweet and small first one to get to grips with tattoo’s...
I can’t believe that The King Blues are being played on Bargin Hunt.
Today was really different. I volunteered a week or so back (Having had my father prompt me with an email) to help out with a scientific trail in aid of Autism: Decision making and Autism. It was really foggy and cold today, which made the fifty minute walk to the ‘lab’ really odd. I was pretty nervous walking up to the door and ringing the bell. It went pretty well though and for four...
So, this was odd. A gentleman wanted to try on two pairs of shoes, so whilst he did, he asked me to hold his baby boy. It was very weird, and he said I was a natural. I told him that all I had was a cat, and he laughed. He then went on to say I would be an amazing father, however I told him he shouldn’t be putting such thoughts into my head.
I fucking hate this song. If he’s been driving home for Christmas for...
– My manager, Andi, today on Chris Rea’s ‘Driving Home For Christmas’
FFS: 2,257 words on just one text.
FFS II: Three paragraphs on text B will just have to do.
Pet Sematary: Ohh, it’s the guy from The Munsters!
What’s on my mind? I miss listening to Glassjaw, with you singing half the words, and I’m singing the other half. I miss grabbing a train to God knows where just to try some fancy sounding beer that we cannot pronounce, just to try something new. I miss getting Boots meal deals with you, and talk about how much we saved and big ourselves up on how healthy we are because we bought a big...
I’ve been saving these questions for nearly a week now, simply because I want the time to answer them correctly and with detail, opposed to quickly answering them with a joke or whatever. Brilliant questions deserve brilliant answers, and I’m glad someone has actually used my formspring, period!
Describe your perfect day.
One where I am happy. I’ve been trying to think of it,...
How can Umaga be dead? He was awesome in the most annoying way possible! This is the worst news ever. Rest in peace, “Umanga”.
I’m watching Old School and I can’t help but think ‘Ahhh! It’s John Locke! He got off the island!’. That is all.
RE: There’s a new Blacklisted record? Exactly. My thoughts still. So downloading it right now though.
‘No One Deserves To Be Here More Than Me’ is insane! I am so overcome with a sense of relief. I had dreaded that it would be really bad and just not compare to their last record, but I was seriously wrong and should have never doubted them. The first track (and brilliantly named)...
There’s a new Blacklisted record? Exactly. My thoughts still. So downloading it right now though.
Some nights the wind pipe’s covered in dope. I pray it be covered in a...
– Glassjaw - Stuck Pig
I love my brother.