December 2011
47 posts
Tomorrow’s the final day of the year, and also my final day at work - Not really sure how I feel about that. I’m going to wake up feeling (hungover and) really odd about it all. The worst thing about working on a Saturday is your Fridays feel like normal work days, and the nights in straight-up suck; but I’ve worked-out, enjoyed some food and have full intent on finishing my book...
Just read the chapter ‘Girl’ in American Psycho at my desk at work. The whole rat thing… I actually need to be sick…
I will never do what they did to me.
You Get So Alone At Times That It Just Makes Sense: Christmas day spent reading 313 pages of this isolating documentation. He’d probably be proud (Considering the day, see ‘An Ordinary Poem’) if he didn’t know I have been drinking water all day. Locked up in my freezer are my 999 red hot dreams.
I was told an amusing little bit of information on Friday that made me smile. I was talking to my friend who informed me that when We Are Scientists played our city, he and a friend had the ‘duty’ to get their rider (As we were on the topic of riders; amusingly enough he played a show that night and let me have a dickkk load of beers from his rider).. They spent £240 in...
I’m all out of things to watch! Can anyone suggest any good television series’ that I could get into?
If my girlfriend can’t enjoy a good personal topless dance to some mathcore, what can she enjoy?
I got a good feeling about this one.
“Everything is fine, God exists, we know time. God exists without qualms. As we roll along this way I am positive beyond doubt that everything will be taken care of for us - that even you, as you drive, fearful of the wheel, the thing will go along of itself and you won’t go off the road and I can sleep”.
thepoorpessimistxo asked: drunken rambles, what is better than that?
My friends can’t breathe underwater, I guess they have weak lungs.
Just received my first Christmas card for this year. Shame it’s from my bitch supervisor whom I despise. Fake smiles, Gavin, fake smiles.
Watch“Keaton Henson performs a stunning acoustic set for Radio 1’s Festive Festival”
Honestly, he is the only man that can make my heart ache. His lyrics, his sound, his everything (in his own words) ‘make my stomach itch’. It’s been over half a year since I’ve played his record, because I just couldn’t stand to feel miserable and surrounded by the...
theseyounglions asked: Its a google chrome app for webcams called pxlr-o-matic
“How can I be a geek? I’m the only kid at school with a Blue Peter badge” - Stephen Merchant
Mum’s walking around the house singing a song, that solely consists of the word ‘lol’. It’s not funny.
theseyounglions replied to your post: Lioness were the ones. Proud of you :)
I still have my tee :) I saw them twice back in the day. I really need to find moth meets stars again, the best song
I just uploaded it for you here, mate.
theseyounglions asked: Lioness were the ones. Proud of you :)
Can I justify spending £350 on a leather jacket? Nah, probably not…
Things are so much cooler if you don’t make a big deal about them… Like me passing my driving test first time round last week, with only three minors.
Jessica Alba in Machete made me want to blow my brainz out!
Merci beaucoup to a few people for clearing that up! Now I can stay promiscuous!… (I won’t. I have a girlfriend and she’s fantastic).
vickygranger replied to your post: Just became a donor. Thought I’d be given a flashy…
If you have slept with more than 2 people in the last year, they won’t let you donate, no matter how healthy your organs are. :( Silly HIV.
Wait, says who? What if I take a test and I’m all clear? Cause that doesn’t make sense. Besides, I’d be dead! How they gonna’ find out?...
There’s nothing worse than seeing a guy with poor fitting jeans; that soggy, ripped bit at the back of his heel. Urghh.
Just became a donor. Thought I’d be given a flashy little card with a heart on, like in Scrubs. I was wrong. Time to save some sexy lives!
thepoorpessimistxo asked: haha late again! although I went for your preffered last time, so technically you win in a way..
I’ve discovered a word that can form an entire sentence: Murder.
Not too bad of a night out for Dilly’s birthday last night. Don’t think I’ll be wearing chinos ever again, haha. Drink water before you go to bed. Gavin 1; Edwards 0.
I wanted to clear out my friend list on Facebook. But I’m lazy. Figured the quickest way was to make my middle name ‘Dubstep’.
